WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/7/12 at 7:34am

There is a pit-bull, bull-dog, and a black lab all locked up in the
local dog pound. The pit-bull decides to speak freely and says, "Ya
know, it wasn't my fault I bit that kid's head off. Them kids have
been throwing rocks at me for years and I just couldn't help but jump
the fence one day and go after them. Now they are going to put me to
sleep."

The bull-dog speaks up and says, "I'm in for a similar incident. My
master just wasn't paying any attention to me since that stinkin baby
came along and one day while it was crawlin around on the floor I bit
its leg off. Now they are going to put me to sleep too."

Both the pit-bull and bull-dog look at the black lab and ask, "What
are you in for?"

The lab replies, "Well the other day my master's lady was walking
around the house naked all day long cleaning the house. When she went
into the bathroom and bent over to clean the tub I just couldn't take
it anymore. I came up behind her, put my front paws on her back and
mounted her."

The pit-bull asks, "So when are you due to be put to sleep?"

And the lab replies, "Oh, I'm not in to be put to sleep, I'm just in
to have my nails trimmed and groomed."