WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Posted: 3/23/16 at 7:56am

One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:
Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?

Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question: 
Would you sleep with George Clooney for $1 million ?
Certainly, I would never waste such an opportunity,says the wife

Daddy turns to his teenage daughter: 
Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for $1 million?
Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.

Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks: 
Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for $1 million?
His eldest son thinks a little and replies: 
 Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money! So yes, I would sleep with him.

Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains to him: 
You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay.