WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 7:24am

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police.

The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.

With pain in his voice Sam replied,. . . . . . . "The balcony..."

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 7:28am

Thanks, Boobs. I needed a laugh this AM.

[mominator]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 7:29am

Boobs that was great!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 7:33am

I must thank my friend Beacon1 for that one.

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 7:37am

that's always been one of my favorites... i think it was Jackie Mason who i first heard tell it...

[NYadgal]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 8:13am

ouch!

Funny....

[beacon1]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 8:52am

Thanks for the nod Bboobs! I sent that to my cousin in Houston, too, so she could get a chuckle.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 10/6/04 at 3:18pm

Weird, I heard this the other day from the same person who told me the grocery joke.
You two must have the same sources :)