WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 6:41am

A divorced dad hands a check to his daughter and says: "When you hand this check to your mom, tell her that since you are 18 this is the last child support check she will ever get from me. Then, stand back and watch her expression."

The daughter goes home and hands her mom the check saying "Dad said to tell you than now that I'm 18, this is the last child support check you will ever get from him. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch your expression."

The mother replies: "Next time you see your Dad, tell him that since this was the last child support check I will ever get from him, I've decided it's time to tell him that he's not your father.
Then, stand back and watch his expression."

[mominator]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 7:52am

Ohhhh BB you can be evil at times!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 7:54am

Me....Evil??? Ask Beacon...she'll vouch for me.

[mominator]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 8:02am

But some times you just need to let out the evil side!

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 8:42am

Vouch for Bboobs...

"I'm sorry, Senator, but I have no recollection..."

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 9:00am

hehehehehehehehe

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:44pm

A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.

Sir, she said, I just received the best news you could ever imagine. I have to share it with someone or I'll bust. She told him the news that the doctor had told her about being pregnant.

The man shared her enthusiasm as he shared his experience. He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens laying eggs. He stated that he went out to the hen house one morning and all of his hens had laid eggs. He was so happy. he added, "but confidentially, I changed c*cks."

The newly pregnant woman responded "confidentially, me too."

Updated On: 11/17/04 at 12:44 PM

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:54pm

oh MY