WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/17/04 at 6:41am
A divorced dad hands a check to his daughter and says: "When you hand this check to your mom, tell her that since you are 18 this is the last child support check she will ever get from me. Then, stand back and watch her expression."
The daughter goes home and hands her mom the check saying "Dad said to tell you than now that I'm 18, this is the last child support check you will ever get from him. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch your expression."
The mother replies: "Next time you see your Dad, tell him that since this was the last child support check I will ever get from him, I've decided it's time to tell him that he's not your father.
Then, stand back and watch his expression."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/17/04 at 7:52amOhhhh BB you can be evil at times!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/17/04 at 7:54am
Me....Evil??? Ask Beacon...she'll vouch for me. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/17/04 at 8:02amBut some times you just need to let out the evil side!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/17/04 at 8:42am
Vouch for Bboobs...
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#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:44pm
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.
Sir, she said, I just received the best news you could ever imagine. I have to share it with someone or I'll bust. She told him the news that the doctor had told her about being pregnant.
The man shared her enthusiasm as he shared his experience. He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens laying eggs. He stated that he went out to the hen house one morning and all of his hens had laid eggs. He was so happy. he added, "but confidentially, I changed c*cks."
The newly pregnant woman responded "confidentially, me too."
Updated On: 11/17/04 at 12:44 PM
#7re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/17/04 at 12:54pmoh MY
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
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