WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:35am

20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough -- Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
1 Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch penis like baseball bat.

[AbsolutKnight]

Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:41am

Gross! but funny!

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:54am

awesome. i love it

[paradox_error]

Posted: 12/29/04 at 7:57am

I love it too!
It's quite a laugh!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 12/29/04 at 8:03am

I'm a 2 and an 8.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/29/04 at 8:06am

HUH...you weren't playing Mr. Socialable with me last night.

[TheaterGeek91]

Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:23pm

Thanks for sharing, SonofMammaMiaSam...

[laactress]

Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:29pm

LOL!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:49pm

I would like to know how you got all the information for this. Lurking around men's room?