WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/12/05 at 7:06am
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $ 20, for their first lovemaking encounter : In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state : Over the next few minutes, he explained that his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over $ 2 million, and informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank.
She explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and these holdings were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $ 3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business !"
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut....
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/12/05 at 7:10amToo funny! I do agree with that last statement wholeheartedly!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/12/05 at 7:37am
Bboobs! LOL
*makes mental note for future marriage...*
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#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/12/05 at 12:41pmBB, that was brilliant!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/12/05 at 12:43pmThanks for being a bright point on the boards, Boobs...
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/12/05 at 12:44pm
Awww Cookie..you make me blush..now if I can only return the blush... you sexy thing. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 1/12/05 at 1:14pmBoobs you never cease to make me laugh! :)
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