WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 5:07am

After the day I had in work yesterday..this sounds perfect to me...

Stress Management

Just in case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world."
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under water.

[Kimmygonbefamous]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 6:55am

That's freakishly appropriate for my current situation, boobs. Thanks

[mominator]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 6:58am

Oh dear BB! Remember deep cleansing breaths.

[TheaterGeek91]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 8:24am

Well, I hope I don't have to use that technique too much... Hope today's better for you, boobs!

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 8:29am

Love the list Bboobs.

I'm thinking of having it laminated for my office. LOL.

[laactress]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 12:15pm

LMAO!

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 3:46pm

Wow, life's odd. I totally used that this morning for my boss, and when I went into work today, I found out his house burned down. Weird.

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 4:03pm

OH how that applies to my current situation - I gave notice this week and my boss is in a state of shock (the moronic dyke!) (no offense to lesbians in general - its just that this closeted one who is my boss is the most idiotic b*tch I've ever met!)

[gettinhep]

Posted: 2/23/05 at 4:12pm

All dressed up and no one to choke.

[shira467]

Posted: 2/24/05 at 2:05am

I always have the problem. I go out, hands ready to wring people and I have no necks to choke...scarves ruin it.

It reminds me of the joke:

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, Have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again---but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,"Are you sure this is where he fell in?