WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 5:09am
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the
Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several
yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and
discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.
There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a
pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I
work. You have three wishes."
I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not
going to trust an IRS genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides
that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
*** POOF *** The cowboy finds himself in the most
beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest
dreams." *** POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better
make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says...
"I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me." *** POOF*** He turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government offers you
anything, there's going to be a string attached.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 5:14amOh, my - I don't quite know how to respond to this one...
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#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 6:49am
Thanks Boobs....needed that this morning. 
"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you."
- Maya Angelou
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 8:01am
OMIGOSH...
Bbooooooobs!
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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QueenMuppet
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/29/04
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 8:13am
The problem is that not only beautiful women will want and need him.
'He really wasn't good as Fieyro. Is it just me or does he sort of come across as a pimp? Just...the hand motions I've seen him do and the attitude..not that Taye is a pimp.' - SallyBrown on Taye Diggs as Fiyero
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 8:13amYes? What's wrong my favorite Mormon stalker?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 8:24am
*raises an eyebrow*
Bboobs!
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#7re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 8:27amohhhhhhhh Boobs too early for this!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#10re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:36amMuch hilarity...of course I shouldn't have read it in school, because my internet teacher asked me what I was doing. Whoops.
~~**I've had a knack from way back of breaking the rules once I learned the games**~~
~~**Badger badger badger badger badger...MUSHROOM!!!**~~
#11re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:52amHAHAHAHA. As always Boobsy......I needed that laugh.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#12re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:54am
I LOVE to make my straight bf laugh...his eyes sparkle so much brighter. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#13re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 11:55am
*sparkle, sparkle*
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#15re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/6/05 at 12:00pmRight back at Ya Britt !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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