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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/1/05 at 5:06am

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine
children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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OnTheAisle
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:10am

Chuckle Chuckle - Good MORNING, BOOBS!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

(Hope you have a GREAT day!)


"Not a day goes by..."

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Guido Contini
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:23am

BB, i tried my hardest NOT to chuckle at that. Of course, it was to no avail. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day all!!


"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

TheaterGeek91
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/1/05 at 8:24am

That was awesome! Thanks, and happy June!

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broadwayalto01
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/1/05 at 9:18am

Thank you Boobs! Have a great first day of June...


Life is like a patio door, you never know which side is open... and then you run into the glass.... ~Connie and Carla

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DancerGirl16
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/1/05 at 10:03am

:: giggles :: Thanks Broadwayboobs!


When someone blunders, we say that he makes a misstep. Is it then not clear that all the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill our history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill in dancing. - Moliere

ashley0139
#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/1/05 at 10:24am

Lol. That was a great one, boobs. You never fail to make me laugh.


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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shira467
#7re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/1/05 at 10:38am

Thanks Boobs!


Deet: Shira, I Love You!

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mominator
#8re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/1/05 at 10:40am

BB you are the best!!


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien


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