A guy falls asleep on the beach for several
hours and gets a horrible sunburn.
He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.
He was already starting to blister and in
agony.
The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, being rather astounded at this, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"
The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson