WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/3/05 at 5:12am
Warm and Moist
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/3/05 at 6:35am
Ewww, ha ha!
Reminds me of "OK folks, breaks up. On your heads."
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
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