WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0

Posted: 8/3/05 at 5:12am

Warm and Moist

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 8/3/05 at 6:02am

That's DISGUSTING!

BOOBS!

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re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 8/3/05 at 6:35am

Ewww, ha ha!

Reminds me of "OK folks, breaks up. On your heads."

" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."