WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/28/05 at 5:07am
A 7-year-old and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7-year old says, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass'.'
The 4-year-old happily agrees.
As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7-year-old replies, 'Aw hell, Mom, I'll just have some Cheerios."
The surprised mother reacts quickly and whacks him one. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner note in her voice, the mother then asks the younger son, 'And what would YOU like for breakfast?'
'I don't know,' the 4-year-old blubbers, 'but you can bet your ASS it's not gonna be Cheerios!'
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/28/05 at 7:13amC_O what's funny...I believe it's true. Hee Hee
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/28/05 at 7:38amHehe. That's funny. Always a good start to my morning, boobs.
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#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/28/05 at 7:43amHmmmm..... I think that may have been MY brothers oh so many moons ago!!
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