WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/22/06 at 5:11am
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."
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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/22/06 at 7:24amThank goodness. I was expecting 'proctologist'.
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/22/06 at 7:30amHaha.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/22/06 at 7:31amBB, you are terrible.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:26amMom, don't you mean terribly funny?
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:30amBBOOOOOOOBS!
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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#7re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:31ambeacon..do you need me for something or do you just like screaming out my name?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#8re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:35am
LOL
LOL
LOL
The name I most like screaming out is "Mis-ter Wil-son"!!!
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
#9re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:14am
Really? Who could've guessed that?
BTW..I can get 3 in one hole to answer a question you asked. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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