WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 5:11am

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow
goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."


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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

[paradox_error]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 5:13am

Oh my! Naughty!!!

[DG]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 7:24am

Thank goodness. I was expecting 'proctologist'.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 7:30am

Haha.

[mominator]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 7:31am

BB, you are terrible.

[KelRel]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:26am

Mom, don't you mean terribly funny?

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:30am

BBOOOOOOOBS!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:31am

beacon..do you need me for something or do you just like screaming out my name?

[beacon1]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 8:35am

LOL
LOL
LOL

The name I most like screaming out is "Mis-ter Wil-son"!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/22/06 at 9:14am

Really? Who could've guessed that?

BTW..I can get 3 in one hole to answer a question you asked.