WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/1/06 at 5:08am
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys
in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma,how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the
TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
gettinhep
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/9/04
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/1/06 at 5:19am
Oh, thank you, Boobs.
We now return you to our previously scheduled program.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/1/06 at 6:13amBB you are terrible!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/1/06 at 6:32amWhy do I feel like I've heard that one before. Anyway, hilarious.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 3/1/06 at 6:56amThat was great Boobsie! Love you dear, MWAH!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
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