WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/1/06 at 5:08am

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys

in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma,how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the
TV hoping to fix the problem.


The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

[gettinhep]

Posted: 3/1/06 at 5:19am

Oh, thank you, Boobs.

We now return you to our previously scheduled program.

[mominator]

Posted: 3/1/06 at 6:13am

BB you are terrible!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 3/1/06 at 6:32am

Why do I feel like I've heard that one before. Anyway, hilarious.

[KelRel]

Posted: 3/1/06 at 6:56am

That was great Boobsie! Love you dear, MWAH!