WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#0

Posted: 4/5/06 at 5:06am

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[DramaDork925]

re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 4/5/06 at 6:52am

Hehehehe

Am I cut out to spend my time this way?

[mominator]

re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 4/5/06 at 7:20am

***sakes head*** BB, BB, BB!

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[beacon1]

re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3

Posted: 4/5/06 at 8:20am

Bbooooooobs!

How is my little FBI Informant this a.m.?

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

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[Becky2]

re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#4

Posted: 4/5/06 at 9:54am

haha, Oy vey

[ashley0139]

re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#5

Posted: 4/5/06 at 10:14am

Haha. I actually laughed out loud at that one. Funny.

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

[Broadwayboobs]

re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#6

Posted: 4/5/06 at 10:19am

Hey all....glad you enjoyed this chuckle.

Beacs....moi..an informant? You mean I didn't show you my badge?

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson