WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 5:09am

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 7:50am

Which one were you?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 7:51am

Of course the one in the middle Girly !!!

[soapguy17]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 7:52am

My God!! Think Of The Children!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 7:56am

Soap..have you read through some of these threads? This could be rated G.

[soapguy17]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 8:16am

I was only joking.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 9:54am

I know Soap...I was actully convincing myself that it was cleaner than most of the threads around here.

[pab]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 10:19am

Here is another one:

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

[xM3L24x]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 12:22pm

Hahahahahaha

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 12:24pm

Pab wins

[ashley0139]

Posted: 4/19/06 at 12:24pm

Pab, I've heard that one. But I heard it with Bill Clinton. It's funny.