WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 5:09amThree guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 7:50am
Which one were you? 
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 7:51am
Of course the one in the middle Girly !!! 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 7:52amMy God!! Think Of The Children!
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 7:56amSoap..have you read through some of these threads? This could be rated G.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 8:16am
I was only joking.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 9:54am
I know Soap...I was actully convincing myself that it was cleaner than most of the threads around here.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#7re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 10:19am
Here is another one:
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
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#9re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 12:24pmPab wins
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
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#10re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/19/06 at 12:24pmPab, I've heard that one. But I heard it with Bill Clinton. It's funny.
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