WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 5:07am

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,"In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says,"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Texas cowboy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass.

He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

[WickedlyPerfect]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 5:16am

heh? It's 5 am I just wrote a 3 page paper that turned into 6 pages. I'm not sure if this is a joke to laugh at or if it's mean and cruel. I don't want to laugh and get yelled at later for laughing, but I also don't want to miss out if it really is funny. decisions, decisions. . .i think i'll go to bed with a chuckle

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 5:36am

that was quite funny (and current i might add)

[mominator]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 6:18am

***sigh*** BB, BB, BB....

[ashley0139]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 6:40am

Hehe.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 7:19am

Oh dear.

[soapguy17]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 7:48am

Ha Ha! Good Morning, Boobsie.

[beacon1]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 8:19am

BBOOOOOOBS!

Someone needs a time out this morning!

*points to chair in corner*

[DG]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 8:42am

Hmmmmmm.

[Mamie]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 9:09am

The awful part of this is that I know some Texans who really wouldn't see this as a joke. It would make perfect sense.... to them.