WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/06 at 5:13am
FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say
BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
When say
BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say
BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled,"BELL 1!"
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!",
the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!",
they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the heck is BELL 4?"
asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,"
she replied,
"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/06 at 5:54am
She's such a smart woman!
Great one, again, boobs!
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/06 at 6:43am
I remember that one! Oldie, but goodie.
Good morning y'all.
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#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/06 at 7:53amHa! Love it!
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#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 7/26/06 at 7:56amHA! She told him.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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