WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/2/06 at 5:15am
A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/2/06 at 7:52amOk, boobs. What's with the blonde stuff? Just kidding. Love it.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/2/06 at 11:13amwhy, oh why, can't I ever remember to swallow BEFORE I read this post?
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
Up In Lost
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/05
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/2/06 at 11:36amThat's a very cute one.
Well, I'm glad he got away with it.
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