WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 5:05am

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in as a very beautiful woman sat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business.
I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded.
"I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about human sexuality."
"Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that the French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name."
"Tonto", the man said.... "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba".

[FranklinShepard-Inc.]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 5:07am

[Glebb]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 5:08am

"Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago" - LOL!

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 5:23am

Haha!

[shira467]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 7:12am

Very old joke, but always a goodie.

[mominator]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 7:50am

Dear oh dear, oh dear, BB what are we going to do with you?

[ashley0139]

Posted: 8/23/06 at 10:08am

Funny!