WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/06 at 5:11am
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to
the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room and is going
at it as good as he can for a guy his age.
The old sailor asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about 3
knots".
Three knots? he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot
getting your money back".
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/06 at 8:46amAh! Funny!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/6/06 at 8:52am
*groan*
Still funny though!
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