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Posted: 9/6/06 at 5:11am
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to
the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room and is going
at it as good as he can for a guy his age.
The old sailor asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about 3
knots".
Three knots? he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot
getting your money back".
the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room and is going
at it as good as he can for a guy his age.
The old sailor asks, "How am I doing?"
The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about 3
knots".
Three knots? he replies, "What's that supposed to mean?"
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot
getting your money back".
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
