WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/13/06 at 5:11am
A train hits a busload of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?".
She giggles and shyly replies "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
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#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/13/06 at 8:32am
"A train hits a busload of Catholic school girls and they all perish."
omg, that IS funny!
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#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/13/06 at 8:42amGood morning, Boobs! That was lovely! HaHA!
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/13/06 at 10:53amHAHAH. I love it!
#6re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/13/06 at 11:03amlmao!
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