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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/20/06 at 5:11am

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Rafferty.

The Father said, "Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband 2 years ago?"
She replied, "Aye, that ye did, Father."
The Father asked, "And be there any wee ones yet?"
She replied, "No, not yet, Father."

The Father said, "Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer husband."
She replied, "Oh, thank ye, Father."
They parted ways. Some years later they met again.

The Father asked, Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?"
She replied, "Oh, very well, Father!"
The Father asked, "And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?"

She replied, "Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!"
The Father said, "That's wonderful!" How is yer loving husband doing?"
She replied, "E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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mominator
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/20/06 at 6:23am

Sounds about right!


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/20/06 at 8:48am

haha, thats cute :)

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RobbO
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/20/06 at 8:59am

fookin' is my favorite irish curse word.


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Magdalene
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/20/06 at 1:15pm

Wonderful!!!!


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

ashley0139
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 9/20/06 at 2:01pm

I love it!


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife


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