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WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/18/06 at 5:09am

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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liotte
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/18/06 at 5:11am

OY! I am still awake when the chuckle is posted??? Bad sign!!!


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