WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/1/06 at 5:11am
Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how
was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess
one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and
I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I
set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that,
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
................ "You've Got Male!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/1/06 at 6:31am
Wow, I think this is the best one yet.
HA HA HA.
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/1/06 at 8:46amVery clever!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/1/06 at 10:28amNo, this is the funniest thing I've read today!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/1/06 at 11:06amWonderful as always!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
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