WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/06 at 5:14am
Holy Pick-Up Lines
Nice bible.
I would like to pray with you.
You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
God told me to come talk to you.
I know a church where we could go and talk.
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
You want to come over and watch "the 10 Commandments" tonight?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Are your wings okay? ... I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/8/06 at 10:38amhow appropriate! Good morning Boobsy!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
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