WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 5:14am

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.

The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the we ek went very well for everyone!

The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazz zz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 7:14am

Niiiiice.

[best12bars]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 9:19am

I'll bet the one they couldn't publish was, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 9:23am

Besty..you're a bad boy....hee hee

[BwayLover]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 9:28am

OMG I seriously laughed out loud with that one.... Thanks!

[Magdalene]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:09am

Great! I also like Where's the beef?

Updated On: 11/15/06 at 11:09 AM

[ashley0139]

Posted: 11/15/06 at 11:41am

Those were hilarious!