WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 5:10am

Holiday Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off
floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or
something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you
can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.

[mominator]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 7:39am

BB, have you been in my recipe box again?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 8:40am

I think this one was Danny De Vito's recipe, Mom.

Posted: 12/6/06 at 8:43am

Do you still have the one from last year with the Canadian whiskey? -- or was it the Jack Daniels?

[best12bars]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 8:48am

Yes, more "Cooking With Booze."

That's my kinda kitchen.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/6/06 at 9:15am

TB..I believe it was Jack Daniels...I'm sure someone will be sending that one back to me soon.