WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 5:12am

A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

3. Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have
sea all around you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne age 7)

5 I think sharks are u gly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kyle age 6)

6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age

7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds t o cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind c ome. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age 7)

8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)

9 I hate to go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy shrink.
(Kevin age 6).

[liotte]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 5:34am

Kids are the best!

[Allie]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 7:13am

I know, Kyle; that Emily Richardson... such a you-know-what!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 10:24am

Very cute!

[Raviolisun]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 10:30am

She's not my friend no more.

These are so funny.

[Raviolisun]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 10:30am

She's not my friend no more.

These are so funny.

[Magdalene]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:31pm

Hilarious! (Love the avatar, too!)

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:35pm

Another good one. haha

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 12:40pm

Very cute!

And adding on to that.

My major is elementary education and one of my teachers tells us stories all the time.
One of the recent ones was this:

Kindergarten: It was show and tell and a little girl didn't have anything so she went up and started talking about her v*gina. (No joke). The teacher (who is now my prof.) told her that was not appropriate and to sit down. She did.
Next, a boy got up and was confused as to what the girl was talking about so before he started with his 'show and tell,' he said (very seriously), I've been to China too.

Get it- "China/V*gina*

No joke.

Kids are the best!

Edit: 1 more!
True story also.
3rd grade class went to health and they were learning about protection. One girl was very interested about the condoms. After many questions, they left to go to lunch and she said to her friend, "I gotta get me some of those condiments."
Sadly, she had no idea what was wrong with it.

Ketchup and mustard aren't really gonna help with protection, hunny. Sorry to disappoint you.

Updated On: 2/7/07 at 12:40 PM

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 4:07pm

Yup gumbo! It's sad but true.

When kids starting having babies at 11, they need to learn about protection (and abstinence) early.


Another quick story before class:

In kindergarten, a particular girl came in all happy and bubbly each day and her mom was so excited that she was so happy. One day, mom comes in and tells the teacher that she needs to talk to him right away.

Make a long story short- the mom told him that her daughter came home telling her all about sex and "how it happens." She asked him what in the world world they were teaching these kids about sex in kindergarten.

In the end, it happened to be that another little boy told this girl all about sex. The boy new about it from his older siblings.

The mom was quite upset because she didn't want her daughter to know about it until she was 16 or 17!
It's d*mn good that the little boy told her about it! 16 or 17? The mom has gotta be living in another century!!!

[gumbo2]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 4:10pm

Well now that's getting all Spring Awakening on us...

I think I had sex ed in...5th grade.

[hannahshule]

Posted: 2/7/07 at 4:26pm

First in 6th grade (just the broad, general stuff) and then more detailed and "advanced" (I don't know how else to put it) in 9th grade.