WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/18/07 at 5:05am

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar.

He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

"Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 4/18/07 at 5:33am

HA! Good morning boobsy

[Magdalene]

Posted: 4/18/07 at 1:03pm

Boobs, you are going to have to send me a roll of paper towels if you continue to post these jokes---my computer screen has coffee dripping down it! (Of course, by now I should realize that I should put the coffee down BEFORE I click on this topic...)

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/18/07 at 1:06pm

Mary...scott towels are in the mail.

[ABSteel]

Posted: 4/18/07 at 1:08pm

Love it!