WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 12/5/07 at 5:03am

Three people have died and are standing in front of the pearly gates and St. Peter. St. Peter tells them, "Before I let you in, you must each answer one question."

St. Peter turns to the first person and says, "How much money did you make last year?" The first person says, "About $400,000." St. Peter says, "Ah, a doctor. Okay, you may go through the door."

St. Peter turns to the second person and says, "How much money did you make last year?" The second person says, "I'd say $250,000, give or take a few." St. Peter says, "Ah, a lawyer. You may go through the door."

St. Peter turns to the last person and says, "How much money did you make last year?" The third person responds,
"$5,143." St. Peter says, "Have I seen you on stage in anything?"

[mauriposa]

Posted: 12/5/07 at 6:52am

::giggle::

"What did you study?" would also have been an appropriate question to ask.