WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/22/08 at 8:12pm
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have
no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know
SH*T?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/22/08 at 8:19pm
That's really funny. Thanks for sharing.
And as bad as this sounds, that totally reminded me of president Bush for a moment. LOL! Mostly by how he says the word nuclear, and also because he just doesn't seem to be very intelligent, in my opinion anyway.
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