WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 4/29/08 at 10:35pm

A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it is his turn, he pulls out a gun and robs the bank.

To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The customer replies, "Yes," whereupon the robber shoots him in the head, and kills him.

The robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man"Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[mauriposa]

re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 4/29/08 at 10:37pm

Ha! That was great. Thanks, Boobsy.

[osage08]

re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 4/29/08 at 11:23pm

I thought it was a Tuesday night, but certainly a pick-me-up nonetheless. Great joke

"Perhaps, when we remember wars, we should take off our clothes and paint ourselves blue and go on all fours all day long and grunt like pigs." Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle

[thatgirl712]

re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:51am

funny, funny

If I heard the bells and the banjos ring

[LePetiteFromage]

#4

Posted: 4/30/08 at 1:52am

Updated On: 1/23/09 at 01:52 AM