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Posted: 4/29/08 at 10:35pm
A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it is his turn, he pulls out a gun and robs the bank.
To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies, "Yes," whereupon the robber shoots him in the head, and kills him.
The robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man"Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."
To make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies, "Yes," whereupon the robber shoots him in the head, and kills him.
The robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man"Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man calmly responds, "No, but my wife did."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
