WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE FROM BOOBS

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 7:58am

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his privates and jiggles them around a bit, takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly,

"That was very nice but listen very, very closely --

are... my... test...results...back?

Updated On: 3/2/05 at 07:58 AM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:04pm

Thanks for posting this for me Girly....the site was down this morning before I left for work..so I couldn't post it and didn't want my friends to go without a chuckle.

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:07pm

Boobs!!

You couldn't get it up without bdwaygirl's help??

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:11pm

Ah Matthew..that would be your job my friend.

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:13pm

All in a day's work!!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:17pm

Good thing I don't get insulted all that easily.

You're most welcome!

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:22pm

Why be insulted?? That's QUITE a compliment!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:24pm

Matthew..I don't think she was talking about your comment Pal.

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:33pm

'Pal'...'my friend'....

What's going on with you Boobs?!

It's ME!! MATT!!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:35pm

Sorry Matthew..I lost my head.....my little stud muffin.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:49pm

Now that sounds more like Boobs!

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:56pm

LOL

Bboobs...you're lucky bdwygirl is such a good sport! She was prompt so that we all got a great laugh this a.m. (many thanks, I truly needed it)

And, Mr. Rask, make Bboobs tow the line!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 9:57pm

Hey Beacon..how's the stalking going?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:03pm

Boob's, beacon doesn't stalk. She just um, plans accidental meetings. Yeah, that's it.

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:06pm

Wait...

So when I was getting my mail this morning...

Boobs?? That was PLANNED??

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:08pm

Matthew..my lips are sealed...for now anyway.

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:10pm

you saw me in my polar bear pj's!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:12pm

That's not all stud muffin !!!

[Matthew Rask]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:13pm

That's right...

you saw me in my bear-foot slippers too with the little claws!!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:14pm

Yep...and I saw you without them too !!! Growllllllll !!!!

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:18pm

LOL...That's right (Mr. Rask take notes)

I don't "stalk".

I "utilize various resources in order to facilitate interactions."

I "maximize opportunities for select interpersonal communication via carefully developed strategies...and voodoo."

It's all right there in my resume.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:20pm

I'm so glad to see that somethings NEVER change around here...thanks Beacon. XO

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:22pm

beacon, I'm taking detailed notes. I could learn alot from you.

[beacon1]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:22pm

XO Bboobs...

I believe you are master of the bail fund this month, right?

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 3/2/05 at 10:24pm

Better not count on him. He just bought a new car!