"Why are they making another Deuce Bigalow?"
Well, simply because people with easily amused sence of humor that laugh at such stupid shows as Jackass and people like David Spade are the same people that buy into this BS that the Producers of the film will be making money off of.
"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo?"
Yep. It gets Dumber and Dumberer
"C'mon! A preview for it just popped on during a break in the Daily Show and I wanted to kill myself."
Suicide shouldn't be taken so lightly. There are more important causes for people to want to kill themselves...like a crappy life. A trailer is only on the tv for 20 seconds, and you don't HAVE to see the movie...so, is Life really THAT bad?
"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive.
"Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot."
"No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one."
Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.