Wars Of The Future

It's there in the Bible
There will be wars
And rumors of wars
Without rumors of peace
What about future wars?
With whom shall we quarrel?
And where on this planet?
If we're the world's police

Wars Of The Future
With whom shall we fight?
Two hundred countries
To show American might
Wars Of The Future
Making the world safe
Liberating everyone
All over the place

Now all you dictators
Put up your dukes
You better step down
We'll break out the nukes
Fascists and Communists
Take off your gloves
This is regime change
This ain't peace and love

Wars Of The Future
With whom shall we fight?
Two hundred countries
To show American might
Wars Of The Future
Making the world safe
Liberating everyone
All over the place

Rap #1:
We won the Revolution
War of 1812
The Mexican War
Ain't war hell!
The Indian Wars
War Between the States
Spanish-American War
Ain't war great!
Next were the World Wars
Korea and Nam
Then the Cold War
Just stay calm!
Then came Iraq
And Afghanistan
The War on Terror
Boogeyman!

Wars Of The Future
With whom shall we fight?
Two hundred countries
To show American might
Wars Of The Future
Making the world safe
Liberating everyone
All over the place

Rap #2:
We ain't fought Ecuador
Or Monaco yet
We haven't bombed Uruguay
Or even Tibet!
What about Liechtenstein?
They'll get their turn
How about Iceland?
Make them burn!
Republic of the Congo
No longer Zaire
In love and war
All is fair!
What about Tonga
It's time to invade
Let's get the Vatican
Make a raid!

Chorus

Jim Colyer ascap
Nashville Girl Album

The guy who owns this board probably won't delete it unless he's asked to, Namo.

Personally, I liked this song better when Randy Newman wrote it over thirty years ago:

"Political Science"

No one likes us. I don't know why.
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try.
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens.

We give them money, but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us, so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them.

Asia's crowded
Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono, babe
There'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

Updated On: 11/25/13 at 12:17 PM

Although, to be fair, JC, WS didn't manage it either.