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Watermelon is good for your sex life!

Watermelon is good for your sex life!

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miss pennywise
#1Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/2/08 at 8:30pm

They're calling watermelon "the new viagra."
Is Watermelon a Natural Viagra?


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#2re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/2/08 at 8:32pm

That explains a lot!


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#2re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/2/08 at 8:33pm

Ha, i'll make sure to pig out on it.


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SweetQintheLights
#3re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/2/08 at 8:54pm

"Clemens' advice on watermelon and the Fourth of July? "Put salt on it and enjoy.""

I'm still confused as to why people think salt makes watermelon taste better. I love salt and I love watermelon. But not together.


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Mekroth
#4re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/2/08 at 9:08pm

It's a white trash thing. I have redneck family who love salted watermelon. I tried it once, and it tasted terrible.

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#5re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/2/08 at 9:23pm

I just bought a watermelon tonight!

Does that mean I'm horny?

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#7re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/2/08 at 9:25pm

Not yet, Namaste. re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!


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Craww
#8re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/3/08 at 2:00am

I like the flavor of watermelon but cannot stand the texture.

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Posted: 7/3/08 at 2:03am

Updated On: 1/22/09 at 02:03 AM

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#10re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/3/08 at 2:16am

I totally agree Fromage! For some reason watermelon flavored stuff never tastes right.


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#11re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/3/08 at 2:19am

I'm not white (trash is debatable), but I LOVE salt on my watermelon. I agree that it enchances the flavor, the sweetness.


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#12re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/3/08 at 9:07am

I hate watermelon! Always have.

But I've never had any complaints for the lack of it. re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!


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#13re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/3/08 at 12:47pm

Some people don't need watermelon, Besty. re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!


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#14re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/3/08 at 12:49pm

I love real watermelon, but can't stand watermelon flavored anything, whether it's candy or popsicles, it never tastes anywhere near like the real thing and doesn't even have that good artificial taste like grape or cherry does. IMO.

Same here. Love the real thing, hate the flavor.


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#15re: Watermelon is good for your sex life!
Posted: 7/3/08 at 12:49pm

I'd rather **** a man than a melon. And watermelon is loathesome; I'll take a honeydew or a Galia, thanks.



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