We need PRAYERS!!!

#1

We need PRAYERS!!!

Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:49am

Please pray for my dog, Lady Larkin. She is the unfortunate pet of an owner who suffers from Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy and has been subjected to the worst torture any creature should be forced to endure. It was believed she had scabies, so all of her groin area was shaved and she had to apply this really awful lotion three times a day. Then, she had distemper. I nearly killed her with that one. Now I think I have given her that East Amazon Virus.
My friend, Jamie said if I wanted to save her life I had to give her away, but then how would I get ANY sympathy?

Has anyone else gone through this?

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PEACE.

#2

re: We need PRAYERS!!!

Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:55am

Do you have any pictures? That might help me work up some sympathy.

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Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

#3

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:56am

OMFG..


"Do you have any pictures? That might help me work up some sympathy. "


THat made me laugh...lol

#4

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:59am

wait....is this serious?

#5

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 2:02am

Here she is in her bulimic phase.

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Updated On: 7/12/05 at 02:02 AM

#6

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 2:03am

bulimic* and that is HILARIOUS.

#7

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 2:04am

I am laughing my ass off, here!

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#8

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 2:06am

Thanks, Diva, now if you would worry more about my dog than my spelling I would feel better...I mean SHE would feel better.

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PEACE.

#9

re: We need PRAYERS!!!

Posted: 7/12/05 at 2:06am

That pose looks familiar, but would I know her from anything? Has she done any artwork? Magazine covers? B'way posters? If not...I'll get back to you.

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Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.

#10

re: We need PRAYERS!!!

Posted: 7/12/05 at 2:08am

What, just because she is not a famous dog you aren't gonna PRAY?

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PEACE.

#11

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 5:16am

Sueleen..you should make a card board sign and take your poor doggie and plant your ass on Michigan Ave...there's a great spot in front of the Water Tower....just don't get too close to the guy playing the bag pipes..I watched him pound a homeless person for sitting too close to him and then played "Amazing Grace"..it wasn't pretty.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#12

re: We need PRAYERS!!!

Posted: 7/12/05 at 8:08am

I'll be praying and thinking of you and yours, all day.
(I can't wait until you thank me.)

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#13

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 8:47am

Maybe Tom Cruise can help. Take the dog out for exercise, and all...

My thoughts are with you! Just don't call.

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#14

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 9:00am

CM2, please don't laugh your ass off - I'd miss it!

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#15

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 9:20am

"Has she done any artwork? Magazine covers? B'way posters?"

okay, clarification needed. should this read:, " has she done any posters for broadway?" or is it: "has she DONE any broadwayworld posters?"

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#16

re: We need PRAYERS!!!

Posted: 7/12/05 at 12:10pm

Thank you all for your prayers and thoughts. Boobs, you don't know what you are asking of her. She is a shopoholic, so The Mag Mile would not be an very good place to take her.

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PEACE.

#17

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 12:58pm

In that case Sueleen..just put her down.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#18

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:14pm

How could you even suggest such a thing? Sure I might get loads of sympathy if I did that, but only for a short time. By tomorrow people will have forgotten all about it. If I can keep her alive I can milk it for a lot longer. Just get on your knees and PRAY!

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PEACE.

#19

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:24pm

Sueleen..you know I'm always on my knees..now to put my hands together to pray is going to be a chore.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 7/12/05 at 01:24 PM

#20

re: We need PRAYERS!!!

Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:39pm

Get down on your knees and PRAY for Lady Larkin!!!

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PEACE.

Updated On: 7/12/05 at 01:39 PM

#21

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:41pm

Do I have to wear the curlers..you know they hurt me.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#22

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:43pm

If it don't hurt Jesus won't hear you...

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#23

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:48pm

Ok Mrs. White.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#24

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 1:50pm

I was praying for Lady Larkin all night, and I found my cat dead. What's up with that sh*t?!

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#25

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Posted: 7/12/05 at 2:40pm

Pray for me!

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PEACE.