Wednesday EVENING Chuckle

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:09pm

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot
of money, between them they could only raise the staggering sum of
one Euro
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one
large sausage.
Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left
at all!"
Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub
where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of
Jamieson Whisky.Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"

Murphy replied with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan--Cheers!"

They downed their drinks. Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the
sausage through my zip and you go on your knees and put it in your
mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more
drunk all for free

At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do this any
more. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"

Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in
the third pub."

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:11pm

Everyone loves a little Irish homoeroticism.

[LittleFish8386]

Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:16pm

hehe :) Updated On: 9/29/04 at 08:16 PM

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 9/29/04 at 8:18pm

Nice!


But my Irish roots take offence.