Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Wednesday Morning Chuckle
#0Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 7:04am
A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, "Hmm, a beer would be really nice right now." So he began to wander the streets of the unfamiliar city, looking for a bar. And, after a few minutes he came across one. He casually went inside and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender walks up and asks the man what he is drinking. Anxiously, the man says, "Bud Light please."
The bartender then asked what the name of his penis was. The man looked at him with confusion and said, "What are you talking about? All I want is a Bud Light and, besides, I have no name for my penis."
The bartender, calming the man, said, "Look around, all you see is men. That is because this is a gay bar. And the tradition is, when you order a drink, you state the name of your penis. Then I'll serve you a drink."
The man, really thirsty for a beer, now says, "Fine. Give me couple of minutes to think, and I'll order when I come up with something."
So he is thinking about it for a couple of minutes and still can't come up with anything. So he decides to ask the guy next to him for an idea. The man states, in a feminine voice, "Well I call mine Timex, because it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin."
The man quickly turns away and asks another man to his right. That man states in a deep, gruff voice, "I call my Ford, because it is built ram tough. Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Again, the man quickly turns away. Then, suddenly he says, "Bartender, come here, I am ready to order."
The bartender says, "What'll ya have?"
The man says, "A Bud Light please."
The bartender asks, "What is the name of your penis?"
The man responds, "Secret... strong enough for a man but made for a woman."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 7:48amhaha...that put me in a good mood
You aren't feeling overwhelmed are you?
#2re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 8:53amThanks BB! I just wish that I had finished my coffee.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#3re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:35am
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA BB that is your best one yet!
Oscar....... If I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me! .
Thank you for making my morning, as always :)!!
#4re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:39amJID..I missed you. Hope all is well. Angus sends his best !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#5re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:44amMissed you too! I was away visiting Oscar all weekend actually. And really, when you're visiting Oscar, you don't care what's happening on the internet!
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#6re: Wednesday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 9:49am
I don't get it.
Why would a penis be made for a woman?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#7re:wednesday morning chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 10:12am
*whistle*
unsportsmanlike conduct
baiting the religious right
on # zola of the offense
15 yards, repeat 2nd down
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#8re:wednesday morning chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 12:04pmI don't get it either Zola.. don't feel bad.
#10re:wednesday morning chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 3:06pmI will Maggie...I'm so glad you enjoy them.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#11re:wednesday morning chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 3:08pmTalk about Advertising slogans... loved it!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#12re:wednesday morning chuckle
Posted: 8/4/04 at 3:09pmhahahaha that wuz pretty funny =] it certainly did give me my morning chuckle. that's probably the only time i'll laugh today, so thanks :)
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