Weiner's Wife

[nomdeplume]

Weiner's Wife#1

Posted: 6/16/11 at 3:35pm

Will she stay or go? Baby or no? Would you in her shoes?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Weiner's Wife#2

Posted: 6/16/11 at 3:47pm

Stay, but don't have the baby

[StockardFan]

Weiner's Wife#2

Posted: 6/16/11 at 5:30pm

I would have the baby. Why wouldn't she have the baby?

KFTC!!!!!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Weiner's Wife#3

Posted: 6/16/11 at 5:41pm

Maybe she's worried about her figure!

[JohnBoy2]

Weiner's Wife#4

Posted: 6/16/11 at 5:47pm

You would kill your baby because you husband likes to show off his dick? Seriously?!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Weiner's Wife#5

Posted: 6/16/11 at 5:48pm

Hey, I just answered the question that was posed by the OP.

[StockardFan]

Weiner's Wife#6

Posted: 6/16/11 at 7:59pm

Phyllis you are so bad.

KFTC!!!!!

[nomdeplume]

Weiner's Wife#7

Posted: 6/16/11 at 9:18pm

I rather liked Phyllis' answer for its originality.

It would make interesting breakfast conversations between husband and wife.

[broadwayguy2]

Weiner's Wife#8

Posted: 6/17/11 at 5:57am

Perhaps she will Twit pick her crotch during the birth... It's a bitch when she dilates. She'll have 10", how many will hubby have?

I'm going to burn in hell now.

[StockardFan]

Weiner's Wife#9

Posted: 6/17/11 at 7:56am

OMG, you guys are so gross! HAHAHAHAHA!

KFTC!!!!!

[tazber]

Weiner's Wife#10

Posted: 6/17/11 at 8:00am

LUCETTA
(Sings)
DON’T HAVE THE BABY
DON’T HAVE THE BABY
WE HAVE TOO MANY BABIES
IT’S TIME TO START THE BAN

SPEED
YOU MUST HAVE THE BABY
YOU MUST HAVE THE BABY
BUT TELL THE BABY HIS FATHER
WAS A TERRIBLE MAN

LAUNCE
NO, HAVE THE BABY
BUT LIE TO THE BABY
TELL THE BABY HIS FATHER
WAS THE EMPEROR OR MILAN

JULIA
I’LL HAVE THE BABY
I’LL HAVE THE BABY
I WON’T LIE TO THE BABY
I’LL JUST TELL THE BABY
I LOVED HIS FATHER
AND WHEN WE MADE HIM
OH HOW HIS FATHER LOVED ME

....but the world goes 'round