Weird people where you live?- Page 2

[lildogs]

Posted: 5/6/08 at 5:12pm

When I'm an old woman, I shall wear chiffon.

[DG]

Posted: 5/6/08 at 5:14pm

I am the weird person where I live.

But I don't actually act weird until I'm out of town.

[lildogs]

Posted: 5/6/08 at 5:17pm

Oh, I'm WAY weirder than Chilly Willy, tranny crackhead, Gold Construction Worker and the Fake Palestinian any day!

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 5/6/08 at 5:18pm

In Ithaca we have DavidLisa, the perfectly nice cross-dresser who walks around downtown picking up cans in short-shorts and pantyhose!

[worrell4077]

Posted: 5/8/08 at 2:34pm

They don't live near me, but there are some weird people who go to my college. There's this one girl who was in one of the Acting I classes and the same professor who teaches Acting I teaches Acting II and this semester I took Acting II with a bunch of friends and the first show of the year was Cat On A Hot Tin Roof and this was the first time I saw her and she was this big loudmouth who would say whatever at any given time. For starters I was talking to a friend of mine about Batman or something like that and this girl turned and said out loud, "I Can't Wait To See Heath Ledger As The Joker in TDK." Now, I'm looking forward to that too, but in all honesty, the first thought in my head was do you want a cookie?

Had to see one of the college productions for class and the night I went she was there sitting front row stage right and she had a Diet Coke with her and it was under her chair and instead of simply picking up the can and drinking it while she sat, she got up, dusted herself off, kneeled down, picked up the can and drank from it.

Last trip of the semester was to see Spring Awakening and she clung to this group of friends of mine who were in the musical that we did which was Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and she followed them to dinner. My friend Sam was telling me that this girl pushed through Sam and these two others and was like "Excuse me, excuse me..." They went to John's Pizzeria and the girl says out loud, "I'm going to order a virgin pina colada because alcohol makes me stupid." I told my sister this later and she said that if she was there she would've said, "Alcohol makes you stupid." She apparently was a bit angry that they had a half hour to get back to the show and she wanted cake. I was talking to my friend Chris about this and he said the one thing that he was thinking was that she was going to turn around and say that she didn't have any money after she ordered all of the stuff that she did.

There was this guy George who I meet at auditions for Bat Boy at my college and I automatically knew was odd. He sang a song from Godspell and half way into the song he tried to get everyone to clap with him(you do that in concert, not at an audition). He went out and audition for Whorehouse and he made it and the guy was so odd and weird. He was nice and mellow, but just really, really odd. For starters, he was one of those guys who would be like, "My girlfriend this....or my girlfriend that...." or "I know so and so..." and he would repeat both phrases endlessly right and I was talking to my friend Sam about him talking about his girlfriend and she said that he was probably one of those guys who didn't have a girlfriend but just made it sound like he did. His girlfriend came to the opening night and I said to Sam, "His girlfriend was here.." to which Sam replied, "She looks like his sister." The guy has a girlfriend and yet during rehearsals and the actual performances of Whorehouse, he would feel up some of the girls he was partnered with and he would stare at alot of their chests. Look I'm single and it's more understandable to hear that about a single guy, but jeez I at least have manners.

There was this guy I went to high school with, only had one class with him his name is Yoni and he was really odd. He was the guy who would ask many questions in the first five minutes of class. He always had to do things his way like experiments and stuff like that even if he had a partner, it was all about him and what he thought they should do. He also chewed his pencils and basically anything else he could like his shirt. This was the guy that if you let him borrow a pencil, you would say keep it. One day, I saw him look at his pencil and then he opened his mouth and bit down on it. A friend of mine took a business class with him and he said every class when he'd leave, the teacher would get a bottle of clorox out and spray the keyboard that Yoni was using and clean it.

[osage08]

Posted: 5/8/08 at 9:24pm

The real weirdos are those people who sit in middle class homes reading suburban newspapers, talking incessantly about baby clothes, diet plans and E-weekly. Stylish but conservative stroller walkers freaked me out way before Desperate Housewives started airing.

So there are people out there who don't fit out conception of an average or normal lifestyle. Maybe they even get on our nerves from time to time, or maybe they just intrigue us. I'd rather appreciate them for taking a stand against monotony without the use of punk rock!

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 5/8/08 at 10:47pm

Elphaba, that poem was my Grandma Tybee.

We read it at her funeral.