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#52

re: Weird turn-ons

I knew it was only a matter of time before you said that, John.

And Bobo, yes, I know you have a J-name.
Why do you think I talk to you?
re: Weird turn-ons
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#53

re: Weird turn-ons

JRB did U get the TX-centric post "just 4 U" i put in another thread in Off Topic? can't remember which one, however, i'm getting old...
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#55

re: Weird turn-ons

it was yesterday and i can't recall where because i post WAY too much. Check the next screen of threads that were hot yesterday or maybe a search?!?!?
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#57

re: Weird turn-ons

dramaqueen, I hear ya. I like musicians and artsy guys and most of them end up being gay...gay guys are the most fun though!
Idina: Somehow I got myself to the stage, came out at the end of the show, and I had some kind of closure.
Some guy: You looked great!
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#58

re: Weird turn-ons

jrb, did you see Lindsay Lohan in Vanity Fair a few months ago? That and Brad Pitt made it the wettest issue to date.

--Vish, who used to be a redhead
#60

re: Weird turn-ons

I have a TOTAL crush on Lindsey Lohan. I don't know why but I just adore her.

And ripped jeans make me hot.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#61

re: Weird turn-ons

Lindsay Lohan is unbeleivably gorgeous! So is Juilanne Moore!

Once again, its that whole redhead thing.
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#62

re: Weird turn-ons

I'm changing my name to Jackson James Joseph.
Hamlet's father.
#63

re: Weird turn-ons

how about John Jacob Jinglehemier Schmidt???
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#64

re: Weird turn-ons

JRB, identify the "flexible" TV quote (though i think it's slightly paraphrased)...

"i think you'll enjoy all the sex with me. i'm very bendy."
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#65

re: Weird turn-ons

Too late, ckeaton.
I know your real, un-J-name.
The changing-it thing wouldn't work.
But I like that you tried.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#66

re: Weird turn-ons

I just remembered one I hadn't thought about in a long time. Remember Lisa Loeb? Rock singer who did a duet with George Michael at one point in her brief career? She has a solo video that had her cutting a forelock of her hair. For some inexplicable reason, that's one of the few times I've considered a woman sexy.
"That duck was a sexual toy, and it was on display!" -- an unknown Nashville town leader
#67

re: Weird turn-ons

gosh--I dunno, 2step... give me a hint?

Yes--Julianne Moore is so hot, too!! She makes me all weak and runny inside. :)
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#68

re: Weird turn-ons

the quoted performer is a female character actress known for comedy whose top ten series had its finale this season. The episode quoted is in syndication often, and remains one of my favorite (along with many other viewers') of the series.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#69

re: Weird turn-ons

Actually, I believe it was split between two actors.
Something along the lines of:

1: So, I'm really excited about all the sex with you.
2: You should be. I'm very bendy.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#70

re: Weird turn-ons

FF is correct. i did mention it was paraphrased. C'mon JRB, your sense of humor is much like the that of the male character quoted.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."
#72

re: Weird turn-ons

That is a Phoebe line. I use it myself from time to time.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#73

re: Weird turn-ons

Guys! It's Phoebe and Chandler!! Come on...

Chandler: "I'm so excited we're going to have all the sex."
Phoebe: "You should be. I'm very bendy!"

... or something like that.

And as for my weird turn-ons... I won't get started.
A work of art is an invitation to love.

Updated On: 7/7/04 at 10:30 PM

#74

re: Weird turn-ons

Nope, you got it right, emcee. Hilarious episode. "The one where everybody finds out" I believe.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#75

re: Weird turn-ons

Correct, Matt! I miss that show... re: Weird turn-ons
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