What Happened When My Son Wore A Pink Headband To Walmart - Page 4

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/5/13 at 5:35pm

But but but she doesn't go for the back and forth.

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/5/13 at 8:27pm

This board is so middle school. Its always the boys who tease you most and claim they hate you that are the ones who later ask you out on a date. Snafu xoxo

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/5/13 at 10:58pm

I'd be totally up for a real men wear pink headbands day of solidarity. SNAFU, Reg, TD, Matt, everybody?

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/5/13 at 11:02pm

I'm in!

Updated On: 8/5/13 at 11:02 PM

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 9:46am

I'll wear one! My coworkers would love it.

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 9:51am

All of her lovers all talk of her notes
And the flowers that they never sent
And wasn't she easy?
Isn't she pretty in pink?
The one who insists he was first in the line
Is the last to remember her name
He's walking around in this dress that she wore
She is gone but the joke's the same

Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 9:52am

Of course, most people in our lives would love it or maybe even expect it. Maybe we have to wear them in a Wal-Mart. The only time I have ever set foot in one was when i was driving and felt an explosive diarrhea attack coming on and I realized they must have a rest room I could decommission for the day. But I guess I could find my way back there in a pink headband.

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 9:55am

i guess you dont mind being overcharged for stuff then

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 9:57am

I think we need to coordinate our headband design, fellas. And then create a hashtag and a tumblr. By next year, we could have a non-profit that would be more useful than GLAAD (which pretty much goes without saying).

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 10:03am

Namo, you can expect me to be there... Come on now. This is my area of expertise.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 10:04am

SERIOUSLY. I hadn't even thought of that.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 10:06am

I have never seen Liza with a PINK headband, though. I'm sure it would look okay.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 10:07am

Clearly, it's all about the earrings and lipstick.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 10:15am

If we really want to get worldwide attention, we could sew the headbands directly to our skulls.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 10:15am

I already have a pink headband. I'm down with a solidarity day.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 10:16am

We'd be the new Ellen Jamesians.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 10:19am

Nothing like a Garp reference to start the day.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 10:48am

I think we should actually get Liza on board.

[Liza's Headband]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 11:01am

I think we should get Liza to join the board.

[tazber]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 11:22am

How do we know she's hasn't already?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/6/13 at 11:24am

If Liza were Mary_Ethel, it really would have made a queer kinda sense.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/7/13 at 4:47pm

Double post.

Updated On: 8/7/13 at 04:47 PM

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 8/7/13 at 4:49pm

Nice work, internet.

I've been hearing whispers that not only was this story a hoax, but the mother is now in a mental institution.
Oh, dear.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 8/7/13 at 4:54pm

I hate this, simply because it will give people like Goth the idea that their stupid ideas are right, because if this woman made this up, then all claims of abuse suffered for deviating from gender norms must be made up, too, right?

Updated On: 8/7/13 at 04:54 PM

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/7/13 at 4:58pm

^yep^ False accusations are almost as bad as the real thing