What Would Vin Diesel Do? (funny website generator)

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/11/05 at 2:06pm

"When Vin Diesel is sad, magical puppies appear to cheer him up."


Click the link. Just trust me.


http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

Updated On: 6/12/05 at 02:06 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/11/05 at 2:07pm

He'd do Paul Walker.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 6/11/05 at 2:07pm

Link?

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/11/05 at 2:13pm

(Sorry. Fixed it.)


"He can recite the entire text of Finnegans Wake, backwards and in 7 different lanugages, including Esperanto."


"Vin Diesel wrote How to Cook an Omelet Using only the Power of Your Mind which resulted in the deaths of thirteen people in Plano, Texas."
http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

Updated On: 6/11/05 at 02:13 PM

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/11/05 at 2:21pm

"Vin Diesel has a black belt in pudding, which is not a martial art. He's just that good at it."

"Vin Diesel's epic testimony in The Vagina Monologues was single handedly responsible for the famous Sharon Stone scene in Basic Instinct."

Updated On: 6/11/05 at 02:21 PM

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 2:12am

"When Vin Diesel created time, he pondered making the hours, minutes, and seconds base 10 for mortals to comprehend easier, however; he chose to suit his own pallet and mix things up a bit."

[Jon]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 7:25am

"Vin Deisel once actually defied M.C. Hammer, and touched it."

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 12:43pm

HA!

"In the event of a water landing, Vin Diesel can be used as a flotation device."

[paradox_error]

Posted: 6/12/05 at 12:51pm

"Vin Diesel is employed by Yellowstone Park to masturbate regularly. The resultant titanic outbursts are known as Old Faithful."