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#1

What do you do...

When you find yourself in an arguement that you find that you cannot win, not in a million years? Like your opponent has just pinned you against the wall and WAILED on you and now you're dying in a gutter as rain streaks on your face?
#2

re: What do you do...

Kick 'em in the balls and RUN.
-Anyone want to turn anarchist with me?

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#3

re: What do you do...

Now you will not feel to bad about being unable to get Spamalot tickets
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#4

re: What do you do...

fall down, curl into the fetal position, cry aimlessly and yell for my mommy.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD
#5

re: What do you do...

Fight against all odds and reason in the midst of an argument. Then, afterwards, quietly and discreetly amend your stance accordingly. re: What do you do... That's the tradition in my family.
#6

re: What do you do...

Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?
#7

re: What do you do...

Six words:
I am rubber, you are glue.

Or you could arrange for a certain "accident" to befall your opponent in the next few seconds...






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