What do you do...
What do you do...
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#0What do you do...
Posted: 8/1/05 at 10:28pmWhen you find yourself in an arguement that you find that you cannot win, not in a million years? Like your opponent has just pinned you against the wall and WAILED on you and now you're dying in a gutter as rain streaks on your face?
#1re: What do you do...
Posted: 8/1/05 at 10:51pmKick 'em in the balls and RUN.
-Anyone want to turn anarchist with me?"Bless you and all who know you, oh wise and penguined one." ~YouWantItWhen????
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#2re: What do you do...
Posted: 8/1/05 at 10:54pmNow you will not feel to bad about being unable to get Spamalot tickets
Poster Emeritus
#3re: What do you do...
Posted: 8/2/05 at 9:40pmfall down, curl into the fetal position, cry aimlessly and yell for my mommy.
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#4re: What do you do...
Posted: 8/2/05 at 10:22pm
Fight against all odds and reason in the midst of an argument. Then, afterwards, quietly and discreetly amend your stance accordingly. 
That's the tradition in my family.
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#5re: What do you do...
Posted: 8/2/05 at 10:24pmDo you want to be right or do you want to be happy?
#6re: What do you do...
Posted: 8/3/05 at 1:52am
Six words:
I am rubber, you are glue.
Or you could arrange for a certain "accident" to befall your opponent in the next few seconds...
...I only accept cash.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
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