I'm working on my christmas cards and I dont want them to sound generic. Any ideas? Thanks
"Here's your fu*king card"
"Another year wasted"
"Remind me why I do this?"
Don't mind Diva. He's a bit of a female dog.
lol. diva, those might work for friends but not for my family
Why write anything? Don't the cards have something printed in them? Isn't that why you bought them? Just sign, Love, your name!
Updated On: 11/28/06 at 05:54 PM
OH, your family...
"You can keep the $10 bucks you owe me"
"Thanks for the therapy"
Well whatever you do, don't send those impersonal form letters bragging how wonderful your life is, and how little Johnny got straight A's and little Suzy was the lead in all the musicals at school and even though you caught your husband with someone else you decided that you're still the perfect couple and have worked things out, etc.
lol, one of my aunts does that. they are painful to read.
My grandparents do something similar. They always include a long list of things they've done over the year, places they've been, etc. Like we care.
Believe me, when I see that sheet of paper fall out of the card it just gets torn up and thrown away.
We love them. The entire family gathers, as my wife reads them aloud. We spend much time, laughing our asses off!
There are so many times I've been tempted to compose a "fake" letter and send it to those who have sent those things to me in the past.
love, carla
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