What exactly are those Smurfs doing?
What exactly are those Smurfs doing?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
What exactly are those Smurfs doing?#0
Posted: 1/27/04 at 11:30amThe goings-on in today's banner ad remind me of that scene in Donnie Darko...
re: what exactly are those smurfs doing?#1
Posted: 1/27/04 at 11:37amwow, i so totally have a different banner ad and am completely jealous!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: re: what exactly are those smurfs doing?#2
Posted: 1/27/04 at 12:08pmI'll describe it. It's Papa Smurf, Smurfette...and the other one, and they are kinda shaking suggestively.
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 12:11pmrrrrrrrocking! sounds like that snl tv funhouse episode of the smurfette show with smurfette as anna nicole smith, "papa smurf, my smurf itches like a b****."
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 12:15pm
Gee, are the Smurfs coming back?
And does anyone remember the drug supermarket called Smurf around Ave A or B...a loooong time ago?
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 12:18pm
It wouldn't surprise me if they made a come-back; after all, look at Strawberry Shortcake, The Care Bears, and My Little Pony.
Smurfette is such a little hooch.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 12:54pmMeanwhile, I haven't seen that banner ad again, so now it feels like it was a smurfment of my imagination.
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 3:47pm
PLEASE, all of you, tell me you saw the SNL cartoon a couple of seasons ago that was a Smurf cartoon parody of the Anna Nicole Show? High-LAR-ious. Smurfette was Anna, and a purple haired Smurf was her assistant, Low Self Esteemy Smurf.
Anyhoo, I just finished an organic blueberry juice (high in anti-oxidants, dontchyaknow?) and I look as if I have recently been with Homosexy Smurf.
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 3:58pmnamo, i knew you'd seen it! i just dl'd it today off limewire!! priceless. smigel's a genius.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 4:01pmomg magruder! i just saw it!! you were not hallucinating and that's freakin' too good!!!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 4:14pmTHAT'S a relief! I'm glad I didn't imagine it. And I'm convinced that those Smurfs are getting nasty with it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 6:49pm
Smurfs. I have only one thing to say about them.
Nuke'em till they glow, Shoot'em in the dark!
D
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 6:52pm
Oh, sure, Craig and Rob will put a sexy ad like that on, but we can't talk about a little hobbit's habits? 
re: what exactly are those smurfs doing?#13
Posted: 1/27/04 at 7:23pm
So which smurfs would you say are definitely gay?
My picks:
Vanity
Brainy
re: re: what exactly are those smurfs doing?#14
Posted: 1/27/04 at 11:28pm
POET SMURF - just look at his poem!!
With a quill in one hand and a parchment in the other, Poet spends his days scribbling prose, quatrains and essays. He daydreams so much he doesn’t realise the danger he gets himself into. His latest tale is called: “Smurfy Dumpty sat on a smurf.”
VANITY SMURF - "...and loves talking fashion with Smurfette."
Mirror in hand, and with a flower in his bonnet, Vanity simply adores himself. He thinks he is the smurfiest Smurf in the village and loves talking fashion with Smurfette.
PAPA SMURF - a little too affectionate if you ask me. talk about your "daddy" and "boy" fantasies...
and, although not technically a smurf, GARGAMEL. i mean c'mon. always chasing after little blue(boy) men, obviously in his 40s and STILL single, has a cat named AZRAEL
PED
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Posted: 1/27/04 at 11:33pm
And let's not forget that Gargamel wore a dress.
Do you remember that Smurf special with Pee-Wee and Johan (pronounced Yo-Hahn)? Now those 2 were Queer as could be.
Then of course there were the Gummy Bears...but that was more of a hidden drug related topic rather than homosexuality.
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Posted: 1/28/04 at 12:05am
OMG! I just saw the banner up on top. lol it showed up again.
It's a smurfette sandwhich. hahahaha
she looks like she's surprised, Papa Smurf has his front to her back and he has a huge smile on, and Handy (yes, pun intended on that one) has his front to her front, but is looking behind him like he's making sure nobody is watching.
Is it Smurf Rape or just some freaky action? Because they are moving back and forth A LOT!
Joined: 12/31/69
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Posted: 1/28/04 at 12:08am
Ive refreshed the page alot hoping to see it but still no...
-Christina
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Posted: 1/28/04 at 12:08amthat's not handy smurf, it's kobe smurf...
PED
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Posted: 1/30/04 at 8:56ammmmmmooooommmmm!!! the smurfs are doing IT again!!!
PED
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Posted: 1/30/04 at 10:29am
That is most decidedly a smurfnage-a-trois! EEEUUUWWWW!
And speaking of banners, does that pic of Caesar freak anybody else out?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
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Posted: 1/30/04 at 3:41pmI loved Caesar in Cowboy.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
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Posted: 1/31/04 at 9:59amYou don't want to know
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Posted: 1/31/04 at 11:28amI finally saw the Smurfs and I haven't been drinking! Unless you count Nyquil as drinking?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
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Posted: 1/31/04 at 11:33am
In the case of Nyquil, yes you have been drinking . Oh God, Namo, how could get that stuff down? I get sick just thinking about it--the Nyquil.
I can handle to gel-caps but the raw stuff--agggh!
D
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