What have you showgirls been up to?

[ckeaton]

What have you showgirls been up to?#1

Posted: 2/16/14 at 7:59pm

And by showgirls, I mean shameless Internet hussies.

Hamlet's father.

[FindingNamo]

What have you showgirls been up to?#2

Posted: 2/17/14 at 1:02am

Let's see. The morning after your last post I got up and had the usual breakfast and then nine years went by and now you're all caught up with me. I'll let everybody else tell you about their awful behavior themselves. You should totally stick around.

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[HorseTears]

What have you showgirls been up to?#2

Posted: 2/17/14 at 2:42am

Gosh! Where to start? In 2009, after Heartbeeps: The Musical flopped, Bernadette finally retired and moved to Fresno where she now runs an abortion clinic for teenage cats. Betty and Elaine manage the front desk for Bernadette. Patti continued to raise chickens and now tours the country selling farm fresh organic eggs out of her Winnebago. And Angela finally kicked her crank habit last Christmas. That's pretty much it.