Patti_B... should I still try and act "Christ-like" even if I'm Buddhist? If you don't know the answer, maybe you can ask one of your "theatre pals".
Oh and a big XO to you too!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
Dolly Pop.....The order of nuns that I will be joining is called Little Sisters ON Hormones .........LSOH for short. It is a group of menopausal nuns with hotflashes. They worship a giant air conditioner while wearing cotton shorts and tshirts for habits.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Sounds like a good order for you to join. Isn't their Mother House in Tormento, Italy? I'm sure it is because they were founded by St. Fidgitta--the patron saint of children who twitch. St. Fidgetta is buried in Tormento.
Not only does this order prepare bagels, they pray for people who accuse others of sending "anonymous e-mails". (Now how can an e-mail be anonymous if the sender's address is included with the message?)
Listen...before you go dipping yourself back in Lourdes and handing out hosts to the homeless wearing a halo...you might try telling the truth Pinnochio!
Shoot! It must take a college education to use your street address as an e-mail address my anonymous friend.
Save it for confession. LOL!
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
"Pinocchio" is spelled with only one "n".
How do you know my home address, dear one? I'm a public school teacher and guard it (and my phone number) assiduously.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Dear Pati.
In the spirit of the season, let me quote Karen Walker (or was it Anastasia Beaverhausen?):
"I love you like a coldsore!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
DP - having Ms. Beaverhausen's words come out of your mouth makes the description I've heard of her make perfect sense: "I thought I smelled gin and regret."
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Pass me that bottle of Bombay Sapphire--and a straw!
"I love you like a coldsore!" -DP .Try keeping your mouth away from dirty bottles of Bombay Sapphire.
What's with this obsession to mark decent women like Yenta, Corine and myself as lushes? Comming from an old boozer as yourself isn't that a bit of "the pot calling the kettle black? " LOL!
You know, maybe I should hook you up with a "concerned friend".
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